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Thick People
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As everybody knows thickos are
People at train/tube stations who do not realise you don't have to wait for the person in front to clear the barrier and the barriers to close before inserting their ticket
People who fail to grasp that standing in front of tube doors is a sure fire way of slowing down the people getting off
Anyone who cannot anticipate a traffic light sequence and be in first gear ready to go on green
Gorms who stand rooted staring at departure boards trying to get their single brain cell to work out which platform their train will be on
Everyone and I mean everyone on the road at the same time as meHow fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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Grumpy old man are we?Originally posted by Troll View PostAs everybody knows thickos are
People at train/tube stations who do not realise you have to wait for the person in front to clear the barrier and the barriers to close before inserting their ticket
People who fail to grasp that standing in front of tube doors is a sure fire way of slowing down the people getting off
Anyone who cannot anticipate a traffic light sequence and be in first gear ready to go on green
Gorms who stand rooted staring at departure boards trying to get their single brain cell to work out which platform their train will be on
Everyone and I mean everyone on the road at the same time as me
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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getting worse by the dayOriginally posted by DodgyAgent View PostGrumpy old man are we?
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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have a cuddleOriginally posted by Troll View Postgetting worse by the day
Let us not forget EU open doors immigration benefits IT contractors more than anyoneComment
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Nah, thats nothing. My favourites are the morons who stand in front of the ARRIVALS board looking to see which platform their DEPARTURE leaves from.Originally posted by Troll View PostGorms who stand rooted staring at departure boards trying to get their single brain cell to work out which platform their train will be on
I see that every single day.Comment
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England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.Comment
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Estate Agent?Originally posted by NickyBoy View PostI don't discriminate against thickos.
One of my best friends is an Agent.
London estate agents earn £1.1billion in fees in one year | Daily Mail OnlineComment
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A thicko is someone who tries to move a high voltage power line with a stick,
without making sure he has his rubber wellies on first
BBC News - Three days of mourning for Haiti carnival float victims(\__/)
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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You're supposed to call them "Daily Mail readers" or "UKIP supporters" now. It's political correctness gone mad
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