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First They Came for the Daffodils…
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Tulips aren't toxic.Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
At least to the local vermin squirrels and foxes.
There as unlike the Chinese they have learnt to avoid daffodils."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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After last last night's curry, I'm pretty sure sure my tulips this morning can be classed as toxicOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostTulips aren't toxic.
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Did you have beer as well?Originally posted by Goatfell View PostAfter last last night's curry, I'm pretty sure sure my tulips this morning can be classed as toxic
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Of course, (well Cobras) it's just not the same without a few scoopsOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostDid you have beer as well?

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