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Women Without Vaginas

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    #11
    Originally posted by Batcher View Post
    There's nothing worse than wining and dining a woman only to get her back to your place and find out she doesn't have a vagina.

    Or she has one but it is a yawning chasm that you won't even touch the sides of.
    I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]

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      #12
      Originally posted by vetran View Post
      I'm all for its all Bollox as it will take 50-100 years for the top 10% to reflect the rapidly changing demographics.
      Now you're just being offensive to women without bollocks.
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #13
        Originally posted by GlenW View Post
        Or she has one but it is a yawning chasm that you won't even touch the sides of.
        Ewww.. that's an image to put me off my bacon sandwich...
        Do what thou wilt

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          #14
          Originally posted by Dark Black View Post
          Ewww.. that's an image to put me off my VERTICAL bacon sandwich...
          FTFY...

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            #15
            Women without vags are technically known as "wives"

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              #16
              Originally posted by Batcher View Post
              There's nothing worse than wining and dining a woman only to get her back to your place and find out she doesn't have a vagina.

              Would it be any better if was her place?

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                #17
                Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                Woman without vaginas? I thought you meant Barbie!
                The vast majority of women don't have vaginas.

                This one has

                Hazel Jones: I lost my virginity twice because I have TWO vaginas | Daily Mail Online

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  The vast majority of women don't have vaginas.

                  This one has

                  Hazel Jones: I lost my virginity twice because I have TWO vaginas | Daily Mail Online
                  But she told ITV's This Morning she was comfortable with having the condition, despite the fact she had to effectively lose her virginity twice.

                  'I thought it was amazing and it's definitely an ice-breaker at parties'

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                    #19
                    As in the classic film Dead Ringers. Though I think she had three.
                    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                      The vast majority of women don't have vaginas.

                      This one has

                      Hazel Jones: I lost my virginity twice because I have TWO vaginas | Daily Mail Online
                      I'm sure she has a future in Porn if she wants.
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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