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As in the classic film Dead Ringers. Though I think she had three.Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostThe vast majority of women don't have vaginas.
This one has
Hazel Jones: I lost my virginity twice because I have TWO vaginas | Daily Mail OnlineBut she told ITV's This Morning she was comfortable with having the condition, despite the fact she had to effectively lose her virginity twice.
'I thought it was amazing and it's definitely an ice-breaker at parties'
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The vast majority of women don't have vaginas.Originally posted by Platypus View PostWoman without vaginas? I thought you meant Barbie!
This one has
Hazel Jones: I lost my virginity twice because I have TWO vaginas | Daily Mail Online
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Would it be any better if was her place?Originally posted by Batcher View PostThere's nothing worse than wining and dining a woman only to get her back to your place and find out she doesn't have a vagina.

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FTFY...Originally posted by Dark Black View PostEwww.. that's an image to put me off my VERTICAL bacon sandwich...
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Ewww.. that's an image to put me off my bacon sandwich...Originally posted by GlenW View PostOr she has one but it is a yawning chasm that you won't even touch the sides of.
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There's nothing worse than wining and dining a woman only to get her back to your place and find out she doesn't have a vagina.
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I'm all for its all Bollox as it will take 50-100 years for the top 10% to reflect the rapidly changing demographics.Originally posted by Troll View PostHave you seen the Nobel Award list by race
The hard subjects like Sciences are predominately white/Jewish (if you agree they are a race) plus a solo Gupta if you add gender into that then wimmin are so under represented
The rest have laureates in the soft subjects of Peace Literature economics etc.
So either:- James Watson was correct in his assertion
- The Nobel awards are inherently racist /sexist
- The non Science awards are a sop to the non white candidates as a consolation prize
- Wimmin don't do science
or such analysis is all bolloxs
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Have you seen the Nobel Award list by race
The hard subjects like Sciences are predominately white/Jewish (if you agree they are a race) plus a solo Gupta if you add gender into that then wimmin are so under represented
The rest have laureates in the soft subjects of Peace Literature economics etc.
So either:- James Watson was correct in his assertion
- The Nobel awards are inherently racist /sexist
- The non Science awards are a sop to the non white candidates as a consolation prize
- Wimmin don't do science
or such analysis is all bolloxs
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The colour of my dangly bits is very important to me.Originally posted by vetran View Posthad to laugh earlier they were bemoaning the fact that most professors were white chaps.
No thought that most of them are probably in their 50s + and got promoted a few decades ago. The only thing that was important was their colour and dangly bits.
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