Glen W wins the award for the NSFW tag
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That lady contractor sat ... (NSFW)
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Originally posted by GlenW View PostHow can they not pass front on then back on as they walk away, or are you so scary they won't turn their back on you?Comment
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Originally posted by cojak View PostGlen W wins the award for the NSFW tagI'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Originally posted by Jubber View PostMore of a bum man myself (women only)
- if a girl passes by front on, I rarely look, but if she passes by the other way, I just have to peep at the wiggle.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Originally posted by Jubber View PostThey have to be careful not to trip over my tongueI'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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Originally posted by Jubber View PostMore of a bum man myself (women only)
- if a girl passes by front on, I rarely look, but if she passes by the other way, I just have to peep at the wiggle.
Arse!
Feck!
Girls!Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.
No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.Comment
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Mary poppins - My promise to you:
1. I don't play a guitar
2. You can play my organ
3. I will never be tired of it!
HTHComment
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostThe best I had was when my missus came with my to a visit to my doctors
As I don't like injections she promised to distract me, an eyeful of b00bies definitely takes your mind off it
Then it was more a case of trying not to be too obvious to the doctor
BTW, was it the doctor's b00bies?Comment
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Originally posted by TestMangler View PostHave you no f**king manners, you neandethal ? Tits first, then arse !!!
Where are the legs?!Comment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostIt's not just men, I sneak the odd look.
FLC is just not particularly subtle about it.Comment
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