Originally posted by zeitghost
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Here's one for AtW
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Originally posted by zeitghostYes.
Assuming you can hit what you're shooting at.
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Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostYup and the rest were all women from Prison, strangely the same thing happened on a canoeing course in North WalesComment
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Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. tulip 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostAlso, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. tulip 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhat were you in for?Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDo Big boys carry knives?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulrFY3SWfv4
I thought it was just a 10CC lyric.Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.Comment
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Originally posted by AtW View PostAlso, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. tulip 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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edit: My father, now 92, was in the Middle East during WW2 (not sure exactly where), and they were forbidden from carrying knifes and bayonets etc for that very reason.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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