Originally posted by zeitghost
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Here's one for AtW
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You won't need to hit - anybody who gets aimed at with DE would crap their pants and beg for their life...Originally posted by zeitghostYes.
Assuming you can hit what you're shooting at.

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What were you in for?Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View PostYup and the rest were all women from Prison, strangely the same thing happened on a canoeing course in North WalesComment
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Also, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. tulip 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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Do Big boys carry knives?Originally posted by AtW View PostAlso, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. tulip 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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a damn good kicking if her girlfriend finds out he was chatting up her girlfriend in Orange, I suppose it makes it easier to pull if they are already in handcuffs.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostWhat were you in for?Comment
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no they listen to this:Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostDo Big boys carry knives?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulrFY3SWfv4
I thought it was just a 10CC lyric.Comment
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Not when you're 80 - It would be as daft as a brush for anyone to try brandishing a knife at that age, if there was no better alternative, as the intruder would run rings round them and most likely be easily able to grab the knife and use it on them.Originally posted by AtW View PostAlso, I think knives are a good idea. Big, ****-off shiny ones. Ones that look like they could skin a crocodile. Knives are good, because they don't make any noise, and the less noise they make, the more likely we are to use them. tulip 'em right up. Makes it look like we're serious. Guns for show, knives for a pro.
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edit: My father, now 92, was in the Middle East during WW2 (not sure exactly where), and they were forbidden from carrying knifes and bayonets etc for that very reason.Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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