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Japanese Cold Pour is a great alternative. Takes up to twelve hours to brew, and super smooth...I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code). -
Pffffffttt!!! Spits coffee over keyboard moment!Originally posted by Paddy View PostI don't think it will work. It is filled up with ungrounded beans. Also it is only working on the 'cafeteria' principle. Good coffee need to be made on an espresso machine.
Do you by any remote chance mean cafetiere?
PS - Also presumably you mean unground!Comment
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FFS, this is all you need and going to get:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Cafeteria coffee sounds great. You make it by simply saying "I'd like a coffee please" and it appears almost like in Star Trek TNG.Originally posted by Dactylion View PostPffffffttt!!! Spits coffee over keyboard moment!
Do you by any remote chance mean cafetiere?
PS - Also presumably you mean unground!Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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