Women wearing leather skirts

[mudskipper]

unless 'leather skirt' is a euphemism for vagina?

OP, please explain yourself.

[vetran]

unless 'leather skirt' is a euphemism for vagina?

OP, please explain yourself.

You mean 'Beef Curtain?'

[original PM]

I think you'll find it's pronounced bearded clam

Also I am not sure what the op meant :-/

[EternalOptimist]

loads of birds like the smell of leather. Lord knows why

but it's a real leg-opener ime.

I never , ever met a bird who liked the smell of handcuffs. But leather straps ?, gets their fanjobs frothing in their undies every time