Reply to: Women wearing leather skirts

[EternalOptimist]

loads of birds like the smell of leather. Lord knows why

but it's a real leg-opener ime.

I never , ever met a bird who liked the smell of handcuffs. But leather straps ?, gets their fanjobs frothing in their undies every time

[original PM]

I think you'll find it's pronounced bearded clam

Also I am not sure what the op meant :-/

[vetran]

unless 'leather skirt' is a euphemism for vagina?

OP, please explain yourself.

You mean 'Beef Curtain?'

[mudskipper]

unless 'leather skirt' is a euphemism for vagina?

OP, please explain yourself.

[OwlHoot]

I was wondering that, but being a man, I wasn't going to ask. I was going to wait until someone else explained it, then guffaw loudly in an "I knew that all along" way

WHS

I can only assume he thought leather would be less permeable than fabric to niffs and stains, although that seems a highly unlikely reason why most women would wear a leather skirt.

[AtW]

[Platypus]

But what has that got to do with / what impact would it have, wearing a leather skirt?

I was wondering that, but being a man, I wasn't going to ask. I was going to wait until someone else explained it, then guffaw loudly in an "I knew that all along" way

[Halo Jones]

A massive flue. Capacious enough to park ones bus in, if one had one, and was that way inclined.

Probably.

Wizard's sleeve make it any clearer!?

Welly top?

But what has that got to do with / what impact would it have, wearing a leather skirt?

[GlenW]

Wizard's sleeve make it any clearer!?

Welly top?

[BolshieBastard]

I don't actually understand what you mean here.

Wizard's sleeve make it any clearer!?

[barrydidit]

I don't actually understand what you mean here.

A massive flue. Capacious enough to park ones bus in, if one had one, and was that way inclined.

Probably.

[vetran]

question is does she shower 3 times a day?

[MaryPoppins]

BBC News reader on screen is wearing a leather skirt. Got me thinking, Sweaty Betty syndrome? Has she got a bus garage in there?

I don't actually understand what you mean here.

[FatLazyContractor]

[AtW]

Makes it easy to steal a sofa.