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    #11
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    1. I finally buy a house.
    2. TykeMerc will be revelead as MilanBenes sockie.
    3. Income tax will go back to 50%
    4. I'll get banned again on CUK
    5.
    How long was your previous ban?

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      #12
      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      How long was your previous ban?
      It was forever.

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        #13
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        Predictions are notoriously difficult, especially the ones about the future.

        my predictions for 2015

        1. A hung parliament with a minority government
        2. Oil prices stabilise at 50 dollar and deflation starts
        3. Everton win the FA cup
        4. Laws on camel ownership tightened
        Hmmm...West Ham v Everton: FA Cup replay
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #14
          - Massive increase in religion-linked terrorism and violence.
          - Lab/SNP government or something equally horrendous.
          Originally posted by MaryPoppins
          I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
          Originally posted by vetran
          Urine is quite nourishing

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            #15
            1. Suity kidnapped by aliens. And returned posthaste.
            2. All 3 main party leaders looking for work after May
            3. Prince Phillip dead. From Ebola.

            Predicting is easy

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              Predictions are notoriously difficult, especially the ones about the future.

              my predictions for 2015

              1. A hung parliament with a minority government
              2. Oil prices stabilise at 50 dollar and deflation starts
              3. Everton win the FA cup
              4. Laws on camel ownership tightened
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
              Predicting is easy
              Damn, not always....West Ham v Everton: FA Cup replay
              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                1. England to be renamed Engladabad and Bradford to become the new capital.

                2. Lloyds and RBS cut contractor rates.

                3. I get a ban for bypassing the swear filter.

                4. 'Porridge' to be repeated on UK Gold

                Edit - 5. UK road users to be caught by surprise by snow in January, causing traffic chaos.
                Last edited by TestMangler; 13 January 2015, 23:09.
                When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by stek View Post
                  FA Cup has Bolton Wanderers name is on it. Liverpool away on telly, just like 92/93 when Rioch's team beat Sourness' shower 2-0

                  Who can forget Dave 'Ding Dong Do' Higson's totally unbiased magical commentary that night....



                  What a legend Dave Higson was, during one commentary he called the Police 'Pigs' chanted 'Shiit on the Villa' with the fans, and once accused the referee of coming to the game on the Port Vale team bus after a fiery one at Vale Park....
                  Here's a compilation for Dave Higson's stuff, sadly he died from a heart related condition several years ago - even in the video he gets excited and says 'I've not to get excited but...'

                  I saw him last at the First Division Playoff final at the Millennium Stadium in 2001, he was ill, dragging his foot, didn't last long after that.

                  A character, just about the last before even non Prem football went like Prem football - all media...

                  About Ugo Ehiogu "I can't pronounce your name cock, but all the best anyway!"

                  About Andy Walker "shining like a... like a... like a light!"

                  An interview with Darren (aka Spazzy Darren Bolton Legend no.2 - sorry, Google him) on a coach to Mansfield

                  "I'm going in hospital next week Dave"
                  "What are you having done?"
                  "My bottom"
                  "Oh yes,he's having his piles done!"

                  I also remember him interviewing Darren before a game and pleading "..and no fighting this week ok, Darren.."

                  RIP Dave

                  Last edited by stek; 14 January 2015, 00:15.

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                    #19
                    What does pondy's mate say?

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