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[stek]

What exactly were you thinking?!!!

The Mrs, wanted to go to 'a Market' - I said the clue is in the name - 'a Fish Market' - she's thinking tat and cheap clothes, I thinking its just going to be fish. It was mostly fish. Nord See....

Anyway, turned out ok for me - had 5 pints of Helles before 11:00am......

Unreal!

[FatLazyContractor]

The Mrs, wanted to go to 'a Market' - I said the clue is in the name - 'a Fish Market' - she's thinking tat and cheap clothes, I thinking its just going to be fish. It was mostly fish. Nord See....

Anyway, turned out ok for me - had 5 pints of Helles before 11:00am......

Unreal!

Was it after a boozy all-nighter? I smell some fish here ...

[suityou01]

You're going to feel so silly when you re-read post #8.

Let me quote it for brevity. Levels of brevity not normally needed by unlabotomised people.

I have filled out a request for remote access from UK but 4 months 5 months later it is still not processed.

So with remote access not possible. Let's see if we can get you some answers to your other questions, shall we?

You are in Bonn?

Correct. Well done.

You are in Hotel?

Not quite grammatically correct English as you are missing the indefinate article. However, no I am not in the hotel. I am at the client site. How would you know this? Because remote access is not possible.

Clientco is in Bonn?

Yes, yes they are. We know this because remote access is not possible.

Wifi in Hotel no worky?

Shades of sarcasm there, but the last laugh is most certainly on you as the efficacy of the Hotel Wifi is really of little consequence. For homework, why not try and figure out why?

Nowhere does it explain why you are not in clientco.

Ah. OK. Well I'm in Bonn, trying to connect to ClientCos systems and remote access is not allowed. ClientCo is in Bonn. Gnngngng, gnaaar, gnaaaaaash. No this might be too much effort.

You find a knife.

You stab yourself with it.

Yay!!

Distinct possibility at this rate if I have to deal with your kind on a daily basis.

[stek]

Was it after a boozy all-nighter? I smell some fish here ...

No! Apparently its a local thing - piss heads go there after the clubs chuck them out. Try it - it's an hour from most UK airports!

[suityou01]

The Mrs, wanted to go to 'a Market' - I said the clue is in the name - 'a Fish Market' - she's thinking tat and cheap clothes, I thinking its just going to be fish. It was mostly fish. Nord See....

Anyway, turned out ok for me - had 5 pints of Helles before 11:00am......

Unreal!

You had 5 pints of Helles what?

[FatLazyContractor]

Not quite grammatically correct English as you are missing the indefinite article.

[stek]

You're going to feel so silly when you re-read post #8.

Let me quote it for brevity. Levels of brevity not normally needed by unlabotomised people.



So with remote access not possible. Let's see if we can get you some answers to your other questions, shall we?



Correct. Well done.



Not quite grammatically correct English as you are missing the indefinate article. However, no I am not in the hotel. I am at the client site. How would you know this? Because remote access is not possible.



Yes, yes they are. We know this because remote access is not possible.



Shades of sarcasm there, but the last laugh is most certainly on you as the efficacy of the Hotel Wifi is really of little consequence. For homework, why not try and figure out why?



Ah. OK. Well I'm in Bonn, trying to connect to ClientCos systems and remote access is not allowed. ClientCo is in Bonn. Gnngngng, gnaaar, gnaaaaaash. No this might be too much effort.



Distinct possibility at this rate if I have to deal with your kind on a daily basis.

Is this really you?

[suityou01]

Is this really you?

The dashingly handsome one on the left, not the podgy cute one on the right.

[stek]

You had 5 pints of Helles what?

I think Helles is a well known as a noun for a light beer or light anything - no specific brand, of course my German is poor, I bow to your fluency.

[suityou01]

I think Helles is a well known as a noun for a light beer or light anything - no specific brand, of course my German is poor, I bow to your fluency.

Helles means "light". Opposite of Dunkel.
I suspect you meant Helles Weizen, right?