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Previously on "PM for Pooperscooter - Germany ain't all that"

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Doh.





    So old school, meth is the new in thing, get with it man
    Wimp, real men use Krokodil

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Or switch to Deutsche
    Doh.



    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Darmie can't afford the upgrade as he blew his wedge on cocaine and scabby crackwhores.
    So old school, meth is the new in thing, get with it man

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    I'm with Detusche too. You need to upgrade..
    Nah, can't be bothered, its fast enough. Interestingly enough, Telekom run all their Internet backbone about 700m from where I live so we tend to get all the latest and greatest first but I only occasionally take them up on their offers. A crap video and pictures: Panoramio - Photo of Am nördlichen Rande der "Telekom City" in Darmstadt schaut man im Licht der Nachmittagssonne nach Westen

    (over the road is the European Space Operations Center from which some of you may have seen recently on the news to do with Rosetta and round the back is Eumetsat, the results of which most of you will see in the weather forecast)

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    I'm with Detusche too. You need to upgrade..
    Or switch to Deutsche

    Darmie can't afford the upgrade as he blew his wedge on cocaine and scabby crackwhores.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Mine's tulip:

    I'm with Detusche too. You need to upgrade..

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Okay what's this thread all about? And why is a so called 'IT expert' only dependent on a single connection to the grid? I'm not even in IT industry, yet I've got two redundant means of connecting to the grid should one fail. Is this a suity bedwetting thread?

    Let's do a speed test of connection 1. Hmmm, not as fast as I'd like but it does the job.

    Mine's tulip:

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Don't talk me about crap. I've just changed my 14 month old daughter's nappy. The morning nappy following breakfast. It was a bad one, wall to wall curry paste.

    Now find an alternative.
    Ah the privileges of being a daddy. I try my hardest to dodge that one, but occasionally have to pitch in.
    It's easier with boys. Changing a young ladies nappy requires following a strict protocol, which means I have to do something correctly which makes me nervous.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Because there is only one available wifi service provided in this region and it's crap.

    HTH BISDI.
    Don't talk me about crap. I've just changed my 14 month old daughter's nappy. The morning nappy following breakfast. It was a bad one, wall to wall curry paste.

    Now find an alternative.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Okay what's this thread all about? And why is a so called 'IT expert' only dependent on a single connection to the grid? I'm not even in IT industry, yet I've got two redundant means of connecting to the grid should one fail. Is this a suity bedwetting thread?

    Let's do a speed test of connection 1. Hmmm, not as fast as I'd like but it does the job.

    Because there is only one available wifi service provided in this region and it's crap.

    HTH BISDI.

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  • scooterscot
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    Okay what's this thread all about? And why is a so called 'IT expert' only dependent on a single connection to the grid? I'm not even in IT industry, yet I've got two redundant means of connecting to the grid should one fail. Is this a suity bedwetting thread?

    Let's do a speed test of connection 1. Hmmm, not as fast as I'd like but it does the job.

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  • suityou01
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    No point in starting a new thread for this

    By some sheer stroke of blind dumb luck, the rollout I came here to do has worked.

    This must be why I keep getting invited back.

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    That was the first thing you thought?

    What about the CRT?
    Suity - Basic human needs first, brother!

    I also see what looks like moisturizer on the table. Wonder ....

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  • Dactylion
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    I fail to see how such a big arse can fit on that "human sized" toilet seat in the background!
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    That was the first thing you thought?

    What about the CRT?
    OK then - HTF is he going to fit that fat arse on his monitor??

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
    I fail to see how such a big arse can fit on that "human sized" toilet seat in the background!
    That was the first thing you thought?

    What about the CRT?

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  • FatLazyContractor
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I have this one from his smooch profile if it helps.

    I fail to see how such a big arse can fit on that "human sized" toilet seat in the background!

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