PM for Pooperscooter - Germany ain't all that

[darmstadt]

Well, no WIFI means no work, simples. So down your tools, engage a german hooker and get some action.

https://rhein-sieg.city-map.de/01010000/bordelle

https://www.google.de/maps/search/bo.../data=!3m1!4b1

[Paddy]

In the mid 80s my friend brought a cordless phone in the UK and used it at his business in Germany.
After three months he had a visit from the Telecom Gestapo and told him that they had been listening in to his "communications" and that his device needed a licence. They fined him on the spot (about £300).

[suityou01]

Well, no WIFI means no work, simples. So down your tools, engage a german hooker and get some action.

Taken from the Suity bible, Twats Chapter 4, verse 16.

"If at first you don't succeed, there's always cocaine and hookers".

[stek]

Can you not just into the office and plug the ethernet in or have I missed something?

Is that your real name in your sig link?

[FatLazyContractor]

So I cannot currently do any work.

Are you anywhere close to the Royal borough of Reeperbahn?

[stek]

Are you anywhere close to the Royal borough of Reeperbahn?

That's in Altona isn't it - The Hanseatic Port of Hamburg.

Had my first experience of Germans being OK there - we went to the Sunday Fish Market at Altona, 7:00am - wasn't happy, boring, only to find that in the Fischmarkt Building each Sunday Morning, there's a full scale party going on from people on the piss the previous night, band on (Dire Straits clone) beer everywhere and it was 7:30am......

[suityou01]

Can you not just into the office and plug the ethernet in or have I missed something?

Is that your real name in your sig link?

The point, it seems.

[stek]

The point, it seems.

You are in Bonn?

You are in Hotel?

Clientco is in Bonn?

Wifi in Hotel no worky?

Nowhere does it explain why you are not in clientco.

You find a knife.

You stab yourself with it.

Yay!!

[FatLazyContractor]

we went to the Sunday Fish Market at Altona, 7:00am - .

What exactly were you thinking?!!!

[AtW]

Pooperscooper...

HTH

sasguru