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PM for Pooperscooter - Germany ain't all that

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    #11
    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Well, no WIFI means no work, simples. So down your tools, engage a german hooker and get some action.
    https://rhein-sieg.city-map.de/01010000/bordelle

    https://www.google.de/maps/search/bo.../data=!3m1!4b1
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #12
      In the mid 80s my friend brought a cordless phone in the UK and used it at his business in Germany.
      After three months he had a visit from the Telecom Gestapo and told him that they had been listening in to his "communications" and that his device needed a licence. They fined him on the spot (about £300).
      "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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        #13
        Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
        Well, no WIFI means no work, simples. So down your tools, engage a german hooker and get some action.
        Taken from the Suity bible, Twats Chapter 4, verse 16.
        "If at first you don't succeed, there's always cocaine and hookers".
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Can you not just into the office and plug the ethernet in or have I missed something?

          Is that your real name in your sig link?

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

            So I cannot currently do any work.
            Are you anywhere close to the Royal borough of Reeperbahn?

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              #16
              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              Are you anywhere close to the Royal borough of Reeperbahn?
              That's in Altona isn't it - The Hanseatic Port of Hamburg.

              Had my first experience of Germans being OK there - we went to the Sunday Fish Market at Altona, 7:00am - wasn't happy, boring, only to find that in the Fischmarkt Building each Sunday Morning, there's a full scale party going on from people on the piss the previous night, band on (Dire Straits clone) beer everywhere and it was 7:30am......

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                #17
                Originally posted by stek View Post
                Can you not just into the office and plug the ethernet in or have I missed something?

                Is that your real name in your sig link?
                The point, it seems.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  The point, it seems.
                  You are in Bonn?

                  You are in Hotel?

                  Clientco is in Bonn?

                  Wifi in Hotel no worky?

                  Nowhere does it explain why you are not in clientco.

                  You find a knife.

                  You stab yourself with it.

                  Yay!!

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by stek View Post
                    we went to the Sunday Fish Market at Altona, 7:00am - .
                    What exactly were you thinking?!!!

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                      #20


                      Pooperscooper...

                      HTH

                      sasguru

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