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3 January 2015, 12:24

Sounds like it should be the punchline for a joke. Suggestions please?

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3 January 2015, 12:36

Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Sounds like it should be the punchline for a joke. Suggestions please?

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#3

3 January 2015, 13:51

Spoof story. And you fell for it hook, line and sinker.

Thinking about it, there aren't really many fish puns are there. I'll stop carping on.
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3 January 2015, 14:09

Very finny. Sounds fishy to me.

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3 January 2015, 14:57

Feck orf.
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#6

3 January 2015, 16:00

At least he won't remember anything about it.
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