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My brother, a former major in 1para, could not make it 12 miles across London. Since then I have lost alot of respect for the army.Comment
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paddling with his nads?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostMy brother, a former major in 1para, could not make it 12 miles across London. Since then I have lost alot of respect for the army.
how was he travelling? Was it the navigation or the endurance that got him?Comment
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It's all part of the "what to do if you're captured" training - he was trying to dig a 12 mile tunnel with a spoon.Originally posted by vetran View Postpaddling with his nads?
how was he travelling? Was it the navigation or the endurance that got him?- The meaning of life is to give life meaning
- Worrying about tomorrow spoils today
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typical Paras, most people would take the tube.Originally posted by DannyF1966 View PostIt's all part of the "what to do if you're captured" training - he was trying to dig a 12 mile tunnel with a spoon.Comment
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Yes, but most people wouldn't try to pinch other people's ears until the Royal Marines stopped them. Paras are best left on their own, away from civilisation.Originally posted by vetran View Posttypical Paras, most people would take the tube.I'm not even an atheist so much as I am an antitheist; I not only maintain that all religions are versions of the same untruth, but I hold that the influence of churches, and the effect of religious belief, is positively harmful. [Christopher Hitchens]Comment
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