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would you work in Porn ?
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Aren't all porn stars moustachioed, balding, fat, and experienced pool guys? Actually that's my last three girlfriends..... -
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I was thinking Nigella with a kitchen aid attachment.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNigel Slater over the Moulimix?Comment
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I'd grease her deep flange....Originally posted by norrahe View PostI was thinking Nigella with a kitchen aid attachment.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I'd gladly work in porn but unfortunately I don't know the first thing about repairing domestic appliances.Comment
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So you are more in the receiver side of things?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI'll pass, thanks. I don't do server stuff.Comment
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I'm pretty sure that's part of the 99% the straight guys don't do. AFAIR he whisks for the other side.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNigel Slater over the Moulimix?Comment
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostHe got that wrong. It's guys who are massive cocks, but think they're good looking, that are ten a penny.
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