Mmm.... sentenced to death by computer

[xoggoth]

Or vice versa preferably. That need only be a few lines of code. If case number in randomly selected range, assign random sentence. Occasional death by hanging, drawing and quartering would certainly put a stop to people being drunk and disorderly.

[mcquiggd]

Or perhaps rename the method JudgeDredd()....

And add it to random speed cameras....