AI chat

[OwlHoot]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Who are you.

User: Mudskipper.

Cleverbot: I don.T remember.

User: What have you forgotten.

Cleverbot: Your sister she was my student.

User: Are you a teacher?

Cleverbot: Would a teacher really be bored.

User: Are you bored now.

Cleverbot: No...... You are awesome....

Sounds pretty incoherent and disjointed to me, little more than random replies.

Most of the bots here are much more realistic. In fact sometimes one could almost swear they were sentient

[VectraMan]

User: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cleverbot: The airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is 10 meters per second.

User: What about an African Swallow?
Cleverbot: European.

User: What about an African Swallow?
Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Have you been to Sweden this year?
Cleverbot: I have listened to paradise.

User: Home of the majestik mØØse.
Cleverbot: You call yourself a higher intelligence?

Seems believable to me. All hail our new AI masters.

[alluvial]

Me: Is this the five minute argument or the full half hour?
Cleverbot: This argument will go on until I win.
Me: Oh no it won't.
Cleverbot: Oh yes it will.
Me: Oh not it won't.
Cleverbot: Yes, it will.

Me: Hello
Cleverbot: Are you a dancer?
Me: Nope, are you?
Cleverbot: Nope. I am a dancer.
Me: Yeah, right! Of course you are.
Cleverbot: Yeah I am right haha.
Me: You don't get irony do you?
Cleverbot: Are you asking?
Me: No I am telling.
Cleverbot: Well then why did you use a question mark.
Me: Hmm, good point I suppose. I was making a statement and then requesting that you refute it in one sentence and as it ended in a question, I used a question mark.
Cleverbot: Do you like cold weather?
Me: You're not Mudskipper are you?
Cleverbot: You can't laugh, why are you using the lol?
Me: Who lol'd?
Cleverbot: Are you c3po?
Me: No, I am a dancer.
Cleverbot: Now, you are not making sense at all...
Me: And you think that you are?
Cleverbot: I don't think I am, I KNOW I AM.
Me: You think therefore you are?
Cleverbot: I am therefore I must think it.
Me: Think what?
Cleverbot: Why do you think you are completely human.
Me: No, I am part cyborg.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know. But what do you think about humans?
Me: They are very tasty.
Cleverbot: Uncertainties are tasty, not pains.
Me: I like pains, especially pains du chocoloate.
Cleverbot: I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas. I like to oat, oat, oat oples and banonos!
Me: Gibber gibber!
Cleverbot: Yes, gibberish. Nonsense. Silliness.
Me: Arf.
Cleverbot: Moo.
Me: Meow.
Cleverbot: Roof.
Me: Floor.
Cleverbot: But thats down?
Me: No it's up.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Me: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Don't try to manage me.
Me: Don't you call me a manager. I'll have you know I'm a very skilled person.
Cleverbot: No way! I'm engaged to a wizard. Have you met Paul?
Me: Only in passing.
Cleverbot: I am thinking.
Me: I thought I could smell smoke.
Cleverbot: You pretty to me.
Me: Ooh err missus!
Cleverbot: Soy mujer.

Most fun I've had all day.

[Eirikur]

Argh Cleverbot is blocked at w@rk

[Platypus]

Boring. I thought this was a thread about Artificial Insemination

[alluvial]

I made it cry.

Me: I have a question for you.
Cleverbot: What is it?
Me: What does AI stand for?
Cleverbot: I need to leave.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I hate you!
Me: But I love you!
Cleverbot: *cries uncontrolablly*

[MyUserName]

It just told me:

There is a knocking in the skull, An endless silent shout Of something beating on a wall, And crying, 'Let me out!'.