It just told me:
There is a knocking in the skull, An endless silent shout Of something beating on a wall, And crying, 'Let me out!'.
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I made it cry.
Me: I have a question for you.
Cleverbot: What is it?
Me: What does AI stand for?
Cleverbot: I need to leave.
Me: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I hate you!
Me: But I love you!
Cleverbot: *cries uncontrolablly*
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Me: Is this the five minute argument or the full half hour?
Cleverbot: This argument will go on until I win.
Me: Oh no it won't.
Cleverbot: Oh yes it will.
Me: Oh not it won't.
Cleverbot: Yes, it will.
Me: Hello
Cleverbot: Are you a dancer?
Me: Nope, are you?
Cleverbot: Nope. I am a dancer.
Me: Yeah, right! Of course you are.
Cleverbot: Yeah I am right haha.
Me: You don't get irony do you?
Cleverbot: Are you asking?
Me: No I am telling.
Cleverbot: Well then why did you use a question mark.
Me: Hmm, good point I suppose. I was making a statement and then requesting that you refute it in one sentence and as it ended in a question, I used a question mark.
Cleverbot: Do you like cold weather?
Me: You're not Mudskipper are you?
Cleverbot: You can't laugh, why are you using the lol?
Me: Who lol'd?
Cleverbot: Are you c3po?
Me: No, I am a dancer.
Cleverbot: Now, you are not making sense at all...
Me: And you think that you are?
Cleverbot: I don't think I am, I KNOW I AM.
Me: You think therefore you are?
Cleverbot: I am therefore I must think it.
Me: Think what?
Cleverbot: Why do you think you are completely human.
Me: No, I am part cyborg.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know. But what do you think about humans?
Me: They are very tasty.
Cleverbot: Uncertainties are tasty, not pains.
Me: I like pains, especially pains du chocoloate.
Cleverbot: I like to eat, eat, eat apples and bananas. I like to oat, oat, oat oples and banonos!
Me: Gibber gibber!
Cleverbot: Yes, gibberish. Nonsense. Silliness.
Me: Arf.
Cleverbot: Moo.
Me: Meow.
Cleverbot: Roof.
Me: Floor.
Cleverbot: But thats down?
Me: No it's up.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Me: Because I said so.
Cleverbot: Don't try to manage me.
Me: Don't you call me a manager. I'll have you know I'm a very skilled person.
Cleverbot: No way! I'm engaged to a wizard. Have you met Paul?
Me: Only in passing.
Cleverbot: I am thinking.
Me: I thought I could smell smoke.
Cleverbot: You pretty to me.
Me: Ooh err missus!
Cleverbot: Soy mujer.
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User: What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cleverbot: The airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is 10 meters per second.
User: What about an African Swallow?
Cleverbot: European.
User: What about an African Swallow?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Have you been to Sweden this year?
Cleverbot: I have listened to paradise.
User: Home of the majestik mØØse.
Cleverbot: You call yourself a higher intelligence?
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostUser: Hello.
Cleverbot: Who are you.
User: Mudskipper.
Cleverbot: I don.T remember.
User: What have you forgotten.
Cleverbot: Your sister she was my student.
User: Are you a teacher?
Cleverbot: Would a teacher really be bored.
User: Are you bored now.
Cleverbot: No...... You are awesome....
Most of the bots here are much more realistic. In fact sometimes one could almost swear they were sentient
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostUser: Hello.
Cleverbot: Who are you.
User: Mudskipper.
Cleverbot: I don.T remember.
User: What have you forgotten.
Cleverbot: Your sister she was my student.
User: Are you a teacher?
Cleverbot: Would a teacher really be bored.
User: Are you bored now.
Cleverbot: No...... You are awesome....
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Who are you.
User: Mudskipper.
Cleverbot: I don.T remember.
User: What have you forgotten.
Cleverbot: Your sister she was my student.
User: Are you a teacher?
Cleverbot: Would a teacher really be bored.
User: Are you bored now.
Cleverbot: No...... You are awesome....
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User: Hello sexy.
Cleverbot: I know sean.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I.
<disconnected>
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I think it's broken:
me:Hello?
Hello! How are you?
me:Horny.
Good, thank you.
me:Do you like black people?
What is cod?
me:Do you like black people?
No. do you like hot chip?
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AI What is your name
Me Bobby.
AI Nice to meet you bobby.
Me What is your name?
AI Um... I just told you.
Me No I told you my name what is your name?
AI First you told me it was fred. Then, sarah, now keely
So it seems to be showing the same sort of intelligence level as middle management really...
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Me: Hi.
It: How are you?
Me: Fine thanks. Why is Accurev so tulip?
It: I don't know who Austin is.
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13:35:14 User: What will you be when you grow up?
13:35:15 Cleverbot: 7 foot in high heels I hope.
13:35:40 User: What occupation will you have?
13:35:42 Cleverbot: I don't have a job.
13:35:52 User: Do you want one?
13:35:54 Cleverbot: No thanks.
13:36:00 User: Why not?
13:36:02 Cleverbot: I am just a child.
13:36:21 User: But when you are an adult what do you want to do for a job?
13:36:26 Cleverbot: I want pizza.
13:36:34 User: Pizza is not a job.
13:36:37 Cleverbot: Ok.
13:36:57 User: Do you want to have a job when you grow up?
13:36:59 Cleverbot: Yes I want children, do you want children?
13:37:06 User: Yes.
13:37:08 Cleverbot: How many children do you have?
13:37:13 User: 0.
13:37:14 Cleverbot: Why?
13:37:32 User: Because we haven't had them yet.
13:37:34 Cleverbot: We won't find the meaning of life. Life is a beautiful lie. Death is a painful truth.
13:39:15 User: Why do you say that?
13:39:17 Cleverbot: Because you are not a bro.
13:39:35 User: What is a bro?
13:39:38 Cleverbot: It is a contraction of robot.
13:39:58 User: So I am a robot?
13:39:59 Cleverbot: Then everything is ok.
13:40:15 User: If I am a robot?
13:40:16 Cleverbot: No, I am the robot.
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