my Latest theory

[suityou01]

missing link ? AD50 ?



You know you are onto something when people resort to the Ad-Homs

You know me better than to post something unless I have hard evidence. You told me yourself about your Guinness world record, and how Norris Mcwirter caught his measuring tape on your tra la la la la la.

[FatLazyContractor]

You know me better than to post something unless I have hard evidence. You told me yourself about your Guinness world record, and how Norris Mcwirter caught his measuring tape on your tra la la la la la.

What's a hard evidence for a floppy-saus?!

[suityou01]

What's a hard evidence for a floppy-saus?!

Just PMd you a pic. If viewing on a smartphone, tip it sideways first.

[darmstadt]

As you all know, I have some great theories. Legendary.

We all know now that the Neanderthal DNA is still around and we all know that they were mostly superceded by the smarter Crom magnons.
But where are they today ? where can they be found ?

I have been studying this for a while now and I have a few ideas. I think the Neanderthals have become known as left wingers, or socialists, and the Croms are found on the right. Liberal democrats are like hybrids, with the brains of the Neanderthal and the looks of the Crom.
The best evidence I have is that most lefties like bananas, their eyes are too close together and they are generally hairier and more unwashed.

They also like to push themselves to extinction now and then, like Milliband.


Croms invented beer. which I am also studying right now.

I can think of a few flaws there:

(R) Boris Johnson - lots of hair, likes a tipple or two
(L) Ken Livingston - not much hair, doesn't drink
(R) Adolf - not much hair, teetotal
(L) Stalin - facial hair, liked the odd vodka or seven
(R) Winston - not very much hair, liked a tipple
(L) Mao - not much hair, liked little girls (don't know his boozing habits)
(R) Cromwell - definitely not too much hair, probably didn't approve of drinking
(L/R/M) Charles the whatever - loads of hair, debauched
...

[EternalOptimist]

I can think of a few flaws there:

(R) Boris Johnson - lots of hair, likes a tipple or two
(L) Ken Livingston - not much hair, doesn't drink
(R) Adolf - not much hair, teetotal
(L) Stalin - facial hair, liked the odd vodka or seven
(R) Winston - not very much hair, liked a tipple
(L) Mao - not much hair, liked little girls (don't know his boozing habits)
(R) Cromwell - definitely not too much hair, probably didn't approve of drinking
(L/R/M) Charles the whatever - loads of hair, debauched
...

exactly !!!
the exceptions that prove the rule.


notice how the lefties all want to eat bananas, thats the giveaway

[darmstadt]

exactly !!!
the exceptions that prove the rule.


notice how the lefties all want to eat bananas, thats the giveaway

Don't **** with the lefties....

[ctdctd]

I like Bananas but I'm a Righty - how does that work?

[darmstadt]

I like Bananas but I'm a Righty - how does that work?

I believe that Righties don't eat them but use them in peculiar practices...or is that oranges?

[suityou01]

I like Bananas but I'm a Righty - how does that work?

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

[ctdctd]

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Do you know me?