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NoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostLuke I am your father.
Thank Luton I'm not called Luke
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Praying on high I see.Originally posted by ctdctd View PostNooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Thank Luton I'm not called Luke
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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obv. when us righties get in,Originally posted by ctdctd View PostI like Bananas but I'm a Righty - how does that work?
we will repeal the banana(\__/)
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Ah, so a repealed banana is a ........ banana yes?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postobv. when us righties get in,
we will repeal the banana
Same politicians, different day
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I am going to get all the lefties and take them to a log. Then I will chain a load of jars to the log with narrow necks, labelled 'benefits' full of free goodies.Originally posted by ctdctd View PostAh, so a repealed banana is a ........ banana yes?
Same politicians, different day
Then, when they get a fist full and cant get their greedy hands out of the jar,
just when they look puzzled
I will let a big fck-off stripey tiger loose.
they wont let go, i just know it(\__/)
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I know where you can get one cheap.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI am going to get all the lefties and take them to a log. Then I will chain a load of jars to the log with narrow necks, labelled 'benefits' full of free goodies.
Then, when they get a fist full and cant get their greedy hands out of the jar,
just when they look puzzled
I will let a big fck-off stripey tiger loose.
they wont let go, i just know itKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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a log ?Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI know where you can get one cheap.(\__/)
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Yep.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posta log ?
Also if you need, I can supply a French speaking tiger.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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