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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    missing link ? AD50 ?



    You know you are onto something when people resort to the Ad-Homs
    You know me better than to post something unless I have hard evidence. You told me yourself about your Guinness world record, and how Norris Mcwirter caught his measuring tape on your tra la la la la la.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #12
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      You know me better than to post something unless I have hard evidence. You told me yourself about your Guinness world record, and how Norris Mcwirter caught his measuring tape on your tra la la la la la.
      What's a hard evidence for a floppy-saus?!

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        #13
        Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
        What's a hard evidence for a floppy-saus?!
        Just PMd you a pic. If viewing on a smartphone, tip it sideways first.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #14
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
          As you all know, I have some great theories. Legendary.

          We all know now that the Neanderthal DNA is still around and we all know that they were mostly superceded by the smarter Crom magnons.
          But where are they today ? where can they be found ?

          I have been studying this for a while now and I have a few ideas. I think the Neanderthals have become known as left wingers, or socialists, and the Croms are found on the right. Liberal democrats are like hybrids, with the brains of the Neanderthal and the looks of the Crom.
          The best evidence I have is that most lefties like bananas, their eyes are too close together and they are generally hairier and more unwashed.

          They also like to push themselves to extinction now and then, like Milliband.


          Croms invented beer. which I am also studying right now.
          I can think of a few flaws there:

          (R) Boris Johnson - lots of hair, likes a tipple or two
          (L) Ken Livingston - not much hair, doesn't drink
          (R) Adolf - not much hair, teetotal
          (L) Stalin - facial hair, liked the odd vodka or seven
          (R) Winston - not very much hair, liked a tipple
          (L) Mao - not much hair, liked little girls (don't know his boozing habits)
          (R) Cromwell - definitely not too much hair, probably didn't approve of drinking
          (L/R/M) Charles the whatever - loads of hair, debauched
          ...
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #15
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
            I can think of a few flaws there:

            (R) Boris Johnson - lots of hair, likes a tipple or two
            (L) Ken Livingston - not much hair, doesn't drink
            (R) Adolf - not much hair, teetotal
            (L) Stalin - facial hair, liked the odd vodka or seven
            (R) Winston - not very much hair, liked a tipple
            (L) Mao - not much hair, liked little girls (don't know his boozing habits)
            (R) Cromwell - definitely not too much hair, probably didn't approve of drinking
            (L/R/M) Charles the whatever - loads of hair, debauched
            ...

            exactly !!!
            the exceptions that prove the rule.


            notice how the lefties all want to eat bananas, thats the giveaway
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #16
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              exactly !!!
              the exceptions that prove the rule.


              notice how the lefties all want to eat bananas, thats the giveaway
              Don't **** with the lefties....

              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #17
                I like Bananas but I'm a Righty - how does that work?

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                  I like Bananas but I'm a Righty - how does that work?
                  I believe that Righties don't eat them but use them in peculiar practices...or is that oranges?
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                    I like Bananas but I'm a Righty - how does that work?
                    Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
                      Do you know me?

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