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    #21
    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
    Do you know me?
    Luke I am your father.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Luke I am your father.
      Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

      Thank Luton I'm not called Luke

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        #23
        Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
        Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

        Thank Luton I'm not called Luke
        Praying on high I see.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          #24
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Praying on high I see.
          Sacrificial burning.

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            #25
            Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
            I like Bananas but I'm a Righty - how does that work?
            obv. when us righties get in,

            we will repeal the banana
            (\__/)
            (>'.'<)
            ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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              #26
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              obv. when us righties get in,

              we will repeal the banana
              Ah, so a repealed banana is a ........ banana yes?

              Same politicians, different day

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                #27
                Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
                Ah, so a repealed banana is a ........ banana yes?

                Same politicians, different day
                I am going to get all the lefties and take them to a log. Then I will chain a load of jars to the log with narrow necks, labelled 'benefits' full of free goodies.
                Then, when they get a fist full and cant get their greedy hands out of the jar,
                just when they look puzzled

                I will let a big fck-off stripey tiger loose.

                they wont let go, i just know it
                (\__/)
                (>'.'<)
                ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                  I am going to get all the lefties and take them to a log. Then I will chain a load of jars to the log with narrow necks, labelled 'benefits' full of free goodies.
                  Then, when they get a fist full and cant get their greedy hands out of the jar,
                  just when they look puzzled

                  I will let a big fck-off stripey tiger loose.

                  they wont let go, i just know it
                  I know where you can get one cheap.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    I know where you can get one cheap.
                    a log ?
                    (\__/)
                    (>'.'<)
                    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                      a log ?
                      Yep.

                      Also if you need, I can supply a French speaking tiger.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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