What women want

[MaryPoppins]

Including you?

Mrs BP gets aroused when I whisper in her ear the words "shoe shopping"

Nah. I'm horribly open. So to speak.

[That'd work on me though.]

[Pondlife]

I think a lot of women [people?] wouldn't admit to what really arouses them.

Pondy raises one eyebrow and tries to hack MPs browsing history.



Actually, I can't do either of those things.

[MaryPoppins]

Pondy raises one eyebrow and tries to hack MPs browsing history.



Actually, I can't do either of those things.

I'd be deeply impressed if you could raise one eyebrow.

[Pondlife]

I'd be deeply impressed if you could raise one eyebrow.

Oh, you have a Roger Moore fetish?

[MaryPoppins]

Oh, you have a Roger Moore fetish?

Darn it - you figured out how to access my browse history.

[EternalOptimist]

I used to read the passwords and pw histories of the birds in a large bank. It's amazing what info you could glean.
I learned that to get them frothing into their undies, I had to metamorphose into Dean, the floor manager

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