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Hotel - 1 night only
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As has been discussed in the Xmas Party thread, there's very little you can get with a fiver these days.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Is there room for negotiation?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostAs has been discussed in the Xmas Party thread, there's very little you can get with a fiver these days.ǝןqqıʍComment
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Can I exercise my right to substitute?Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostIs there room for negotiation?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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If you did, the hotel stay could no longer be described as "wholly and entirely for business purposes" even if you were staying there for work?Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostRight. And did you do intercourse?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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I should warn you that the client has somewhat stringent criteria around suitable substitutes.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostCan I exercise my right to substitute?ǝןqqıʍComment
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What if I was shagging the boss?Originally posted by d000hg View PostIf you did, the hotel stay could no longer be described as "wholly and entirely for business purposes" even if you were staying there for work?Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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Contractors don't have bosses.Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat if I was shagging the boss?Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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Originally posted by MaryPoppins View PostWhat if I was shagging the boss?
Hands on management just what we like to see!
Though for a contractor that would probably be self love.Comment
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