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    #21
    A wise horse would sense the water was poisonous.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #22
      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      A wise horse would sense the water was poisonous.


      Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        #23
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        A wise horse would sense the water was poisonous.
        A fat ****er like you would eat the horse.

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          #24
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          A fat ****er like you would eat the horse.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #25
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
            Great advice. Put it on your intranet.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #26
              Originally posted by Churchill View Post
              A fat ****er like you would eat the horse.
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Your wife would shag it to death first.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                Your wife would shag it to death first.
                Her and CM have so much in common.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                  What suggestions do the panel have?
                  This six-door hybrid pickup seems to meet all your requirements....

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    Her and CM have so much in common.
                    As I have with the horse.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by Churchill View Post
                      As I have with a donkey.

                      ftfy


                      And it's not because you have a big cock.
                      What happens in General, stays in General.
                      You know what they say about assumptions!

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