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    "Ten years' experience in boar semen collection technologies…" - Vacancy: Boar Semen Collection Specialist, Georgia

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    Sorry Nick, KUATB: http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...3-job-day.html
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #3
      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      "Ten years' experience in boar semen collection technologies…" - Vacancy: Boar Semen Collection Specialist, Georgia
      It's gone already. MF's crusty sock got the job
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #4
        Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
        "Ten years' experience in boar semen collection technologies…" - Vacancy: Boar Semen Collection Specialist, Georgia
        Wow, I can think of the ideal candidate for that job.

        A couple of years ago one of the papers had an interview with a muslim, working in an experimental pig farm - in Israel

        I know it's probably wrong to laugh, but that tickled me no end. In the circs, it must be among the worst jobs in the World.
        Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ here

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          #5
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          "Ten years' experience in boar semen collection technologies…" - Vacancy: Boar Semen Collection Specialist, Georgia
          NLYUK claims to have milked a few shots out of NLUK over the years..... Oh sorry you said BOAR!

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            #6
            Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

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