Guess my shoes

[northernladyuk]

I would guess pink ballet pumps, cause you come across like a raging bender.

Although funnily enough, you usually like a raging bender to come across you.

[cojak]

What! I'll have you know some of my best mates are raging benders and they wouldn't be seen dead in those shoes!

[MaryPoppins]

I would guess pink ballet pumps, cause you come across like a raging bender.

He's definitely not.

[TheFaQQer]

He's definitely not.

I thought you'd flounced?

[Old Greg]

I thought you'd flounced?

In those shoes?

[greenlake]

I would guess pink ballet pumps, cause you come across like a raging bender.

Definitely pink, but probably with heels....

[LondonManc]

A pair of Grenson brogues?

[EternalOptimist]

Definitely pink, but probably with heels....

my eyes!

can I unsee that ??

the seat says virgin. the shoes and handbag say 'not for long , bum boy'

[BrilloPad]

Is anyone close yet?

I reckon DiscoStu is a winkle pickers sort of guy.

[centurian]

the seat says virgin. the shoes and handbag say 'not for long , bum boy'

And the bit below that says "© Colin McConnell/Getty Images"

Getty are notorious for having web crawling bots seeking out any usage of their images and then sending bills to the website owners, so "enjoy" this picture while you can - cause I figure it won't be on this thread for long.