Guess my shoes

[MaryPoppins]

Please ensure you only skim read any responses before retaliating in a highly emotional manner.

[Old Greg]

Nobody's close yet, shall I drip-feed clues once every few hours and whine at people when they aren't getting it right?

Why don't you take this as an opportunity to organise a footwear requirements workshop so you can implement improved shoes. You need to start off by identifying key stakeholders.

[Old Greg]

Please ensure you only skim read any responses before retaliating in a highly emotional manner.

Well you're no better that you ought to be.

[MaryPoppins]

Well you're no better that you ought to be.

I've read this twice and still don't get it.

[TheFaQQer]

Are they covered in piss, like Wilmslow's shoes were?

[Old Greg]

I've read this twice and still don't get it.

You were only meant to half read it once.

[MaryPoppins]

You were only meant to half read it once.

FFS why am I getting this treatment?

All I'm trying to do is wind SY up and see how long he can resist before posting again and you just WON'T GIVE UUUPPP.

I'm off.

Bye.

[TykeMerc]

Clogs?

Hobnail boots?

Some of those comedy Ugg Womble bootees?

3 few on the guessing front, sorry impatient to see some attention

[Old Greg]

FFS why am I getting this treatment?

All I'm trying to do is wind SY up and see how long he can resist before posting again and you just WON'T GIVE UUUPPP.

I'm off.

Bye.

You seem a bit emotional. Have you got some news for us?

[TestMangler]

I would guess pink ballet pumps, cause you come across like a raging bender.