A green and pleasant land.

[zeitghost]

Or not.

YMMV.

'Unrestrained wild beasts who eat food so greasy it needs detergent': Portuguese academic's best-selling book on living in England  | Mail Online

[original PM]

wait what I can't even

He has just taken a thin slice of stereotype chavs and is trying to portray that as 'What England is Like'

[Batcher]

It won't be very green once they build all the houses they need for all the immigrants waiting at Calais to get into England. Maybe not so pleasant either.

[OwlHoot]

Well if he will spend four hours in Blackpool A & E on a saturday night, what does he expect?

[Batcher]

It's ok mate, we'll ship 'em all up to Scotchland where you can poison them with deep fried mars bars.

Sorted.

They will only get in if they meet the criteria. We will be having a points system similar to Australia for immigration. We'll take the non-criminal, well educated ones who can contribute to society off your hands though

[original PM]

They will only get in if they meet the criteria. We will be having a points system similar to Australia for immigration. We'll take the non-criminal, well educated ones who can contribute to society off your hands though

hMM what on earth makes you think anyone would want to live in Scotland?

[JustinTime]

They will only get in if they meet the criteria. We will be having a points system similar to Australia for immigration. We'll take the non-criminal, well educated ones who can contribute to society off your hands though

Australia is a self-contained landmass with strong borders; your comparison is laughable... Or it would be if I didn't think that you actually believe this nonsense.

[scooterscot]

"In it, he calls England 'one of the most rotten societies in the world"

Charming but accurate.

[CheeseSlice]

The highest rated comment on that Wail article (2716 'up' votes):

He makes many good points. The coastal towns of the North of England are repulsive. People are also obese which is a terrible shame for the English. That's why I'm voting YES to get away from this sort of thing. The Scots oldest alliance was with the French and Scotland is better with Europe than England

[Batcher]

hMM what on earth makes you think anyone would want to live in Scotland?

5.3m already do.