One wonders what will happen to all the Scottish pissheads and lardasses post secession in that case.
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Totally agree.Originally posted by CheeseSlice View PostThe highest rated comment on that Wail article:

Have you compared folks in Manchester versus Glasgow recently? Stereotypes and stories of deep fried mars bars are holding beautify. But let me assure you there's volumes more lard to found in northern England these days.
I recall arriving in Manchester airport a few months ago. Fretting I was those heavy breathing monsters on either side of me would collapse at any moment squashing me in the process."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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They were probbly jocks, come to visit their rellies in stangeways.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostTotally agree.
Have you compared folks in Manchester versus Glasgow recently? Stereotypes and stories of deep fried mars bars are holding beautify. But let me assure you there's volumes more lard to found in northern England these days.
I recall arriving in Manchester airport a few months ago. Fretting I was those heavy breathing monsters on either side of me would collapse at any moment squashing me in the process.
what are we going to do with all those jock prisoners btw.
send em north(\__/)
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