Guess my news

[suityou01]

He's right. You have a tiny house, can hardly look after yourself let alone half a football team.

Constantly pregnant and stuck at home is not what you'd want for your daughter, unless you're catholic.

When you've quite finished sucking each other off .... :rolleyes;

[fullyautomatix]

Not really.

There's abundant evidence that Suity is part of the sad sack stable of sockies that live a fantasy life on CUK General, it's all made up bollocks and there's nothing harsh in pointing that out.

More lies from the fantasy factory, shame there's no comedy value to any of them, just pathetic attention seeking crap.

Of course. There are sockies and there are sockies. But in this case, although it does appear to be made up bollox its actually real. Thats what is so special about Suity.

[fullyautomatix]

Takes two to tango.

If you don't want kids (male or female) you make damned sure it doesn't happen. You don't 'forget' a condom.

But if you want more kids you just 'forget' a condom.

[NickFitz]

There's abundant evidence that Suity is part of the sad sack stable of sockies that live a fantasy life on CUK General, it's all made up bollocks and there's nothing harsh in pointing that out.

However, having met Suity in person, I can assure you that the evidence that he is real is even more abundant

[greenlake]

Of course. There are sockies and there are sockies. But in this case, although it does appear to be made up bollox its actually real. Thats what is so special about Suity.

Not only are Suity's bollocks real, but they have just been declared weapons of mass reproduction....

[Halo Jones]

Not sure if you want a or a ,

I shall leave both here & you can take whichever as the mood suits.

[MaryPoppins]

Crumbs. Congrats, I suppose.

Wizard's sleeve, anyone?

[FatLazyContractor]

Congratulations Suity !

[Churchill]

Ok, time to pick some holes.

Suity, I assume that because you're telling all and sundry the "good news" that your wife is more than 12 weeks gone?

If so, she had to give you the "good news", you didn't notice anything?

[Bunk]

Ok, time to pick some holes.

Suity, I assume that because you're telling all and sundry the "good news" that your wife is more than 12 weeks gone?

If so, she had to give you the "good news", you didn't notice anything?

He claims it was "Spacehopper day". That was just over 3 weeks ago which seems unlikely to say the least.