Guess my news

[BrilloPad]

Because you're still in, watching Country File. When you pop out in 20 minutes to go for a five hour run, I'll be around with the rest of the lads in the pub to entertain your missus & have one of her famous pies afterwrds.

Tell her to turn the oven down.

She said last time you popped round you could not find your willy among the rolls of fat. She recommended you try a 5 second run now and again.

And I am now tapering for the brutal next weekend so it will only be a 4 hour run.

[BrilloPad]

Says the chap teetering on the brink with a series of failed marriages behind him.

Thats the public story. You had better believe it.

[MarillionFan]

She said last time you popped round you could not find your willy among the rolls of fat. She recommended you try a 5 second run now and again.

And I am now tapering for the brutal next weekend so it will only be a 4 hour run.

Once they've had fat, they don't turn back.

[administrator]

Congratulations Suity, brilliant news!

[Churchill]

Mrs not giving out, Churchy jnr screaming or the suns gone in hey Churchy. Looks an exciting holiday where you need to get your kicks pointing out Suity's failures.

Well since the rat-pack left he thinks he's billy big bollocks and you soft twats let him.

I really hope you're setting him up for a fall otherwise the state of the forum is really heading to tulipe!

[suityou01]

Well since the rat-pack left he thinks he's billy big bollocks and you soft twats let him.

I really hope you're setting him up for a fall otherwise the state of the forum is really heading to tulipe!

Deluded fool.

[Churchill]

Deluded fool.

Suity, your inlaws asking you how you feel about getting your wife pregnant again is not a good thing. They're telling you you're a fuqwit who needs to learn to keep a job and remove the uncertainty from their daughters life. In short they're saying you're a screw up.

[suityou01]

Suity, your inlaws asking you how you feel about getting your wife pregnant again is not a good thing. They're telling you you're a fuqwit who needs to learn to keep a job and remove the uncertainty from their daughters life. In short they're saying you're a screw up.

Sad fool.

[MarillionFan]

Suity, your inlaws asking you how you feel about getting your wife pregnant again is not a good thing. They're telling you you're a fuqwit who needs to learn to keep a job and remove the uncertainty from their daughters life. In short they're saying you're a screw up.

Sad fool.

He's right. You have a tiny house, can hardly look after yourself let alone half a football team.

Constantly pregnant and stuck at home is not what you'd want for your daughter, unless you're catholic.

[mudskipper]

He's right. You have a tiny house, can hardly look after yourself let alone half a football team.

Constantly pregnant and stuck at home is not what you'd want for your daughter, unless you're catholic.

Takes two to tango.

If you don't want kids (male or female) you make damned sure it doesn't happen. You don't 'forget' a condom.