Teach them the rules of cricket.
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When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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My ex German girlfriend used to bring over marks n spencers banana cake for her mum or else thorntons toffee or fudge or walkers salt n vinegar crispsThe proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Tried that, confused the **** out of them but they are slowly picking them up. The trouble is they're slowly getting there and soon that might be beating England...Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostTeach them the rules of cricket.
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Deutscher Cricket Bund - Cricket in Germany - Cricket - wo Schläger Gentlemen sind!Deutscher Cricket Bund – Cricket in Germany | Cricket – wo Schläger Gentlemen sind!“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Sorry, can buy that in my local supermarket. In fact I can buy Birdseye Custard, Marmite, Bovril, Cadbury Chocolate, Cheddar, Leicester, Stilton and some other British cheeses, Walkers Crisps, English beers, McVities biscuits, etc. Get a Christmas pudding, that might shock them. Although you can buy them in Germany, get this for the office:Originally posted by CloudWalker View PostTiptree Jam Tasting Selection, As English as you can get!
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I forgot our European brethren like fudge. I use to buy lots of that when I was contracting abroad from a UK Sweet shop.Originally posted by chef View PostMy ex German girlfriend used to bring over marks n spencers banana cake for her mum or else thorntons toffee or fudge or walkers salt n vinegar crisps"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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