Originally posted by darmstadt
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Something typically English
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Hows about a few bottles of typical English beer.
Spitfire or Lancaster bomber should set the place on fire(\__/)
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And they'll reply "1 EU and 4 World Cups"Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostOr a nice footie chant. 2 world wars and 1 world cup.
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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get them some skateboard 'knee protector' thingies
they can use four , one on each corner of thier 'eads, to stop the sharp corners catching, or getting damaged.(\__/)
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Someone mentioned Marmite, but how about a large pot of Bovril?
Or a tin of spam, if that is British (although I have a vague perception the Yanks may have invented it.)Work in the public sector? Read the IR35 FAQ hereComment
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how about some real English comics, like Beezer or the Valiant.
'hande Hoch Hun!'
'Gott un Himmel, ze Englander ist upon us. ve surrender'(\__/)
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brilliant.Originally posted by TestMangler View PostColditz DVD box set !
Suity, show them your varicose veins. tell them its an escape map that MI6 tattooed onto yer legs before they parachuted you in(\__/)
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Proper English sausages - not like that foreign muck.....with it's meat content........and flavour.I'd give my right dick to be normal.....Comment
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