Something typically English

[BrilloPad]

Take in something local to Luton, if there is anything...

A suicide bomber?

[EternalOptimist]

Hows about a few bottles of typical English beer.
Spitfire or Lancaster bomber should set the place on fire

[BrilloPad]

Or a nice footie chant. 2 world wars and 1 world cup.

[darmstadt]

Or a nice footie chant. 2 world wars and 1 world cup.

And they'll reply "1 EU and 4 World Cups"

[EternalOptimist]

get them some skateboard 'knee protector' thingies
they can use four , one on each corner of thier 'eads, to stop the sharp corners catching, or getting damaged.

[OwlHoot]

Someone mentioned Marmite, but how about a large pot of Bovril?

Or a tin of spam, if that is British (although I have a vague perception the Yanks may have invented it.)

[EternalOptimist]

how about some real English comics, like Beezer or the Valiant.

'hande Hoch Hun!'
'Gott un Himmel, ze Englander ist upon us. ve surrender'

[TestMangler]

Colditz DVD box set !

[EternalOptimist]

Colditz DVD box set !

brilliant.

Suity, show them your varicose veins. tell them its an escape map that MI6 tattooed onto yer legs before they parachuted you in

[Runs With Scissors]

Proper English sausages - not like that foreign muck.....with it's meat content........and flavour.