Salmond "We can take Scotland in two weeks"

[Old Greg]

FTFY.

I had the unfortunate experience of going to Scotland for a funeral. It really was the direst place on Earth.

That's because you were there.

[Mich the Tester]

FTFY.

I had the unfortunate experience of going to Scotland for a funeral. It really was the direst place on Earth.

That's because you were there.

We feel your love.

Get yourselves a room, boys.

[DodgyAgent]

That's because you were there.

I think the Scots are perfectly capable of being miserable on their own without the influence of an Englishman

[Old Greg]

I think the Scots are perfectly capable of being miserable on their own without the influence of an Englishman

But you are an ignorant parasite, so what would you know?

[TestMangler]

FTFY.

I had the unfortunate experience of going to Scotland for a funeral. It really was the direst place on Earth. I have also been to Ireland for a funeral and no matter what the weather there is always a great sense of occasion and fun attached to everything that goes on.

Shame it wasn't your own.

Let us know if you want to come up here for your own funeral at any point. You don't even need to wait until you're dead.

[DodgyAgent]

But you are an ignorant parasite, so what would you know?

I can spot a twat from a mile.

[JustinTime]

I think the Scots are perfectly capable of being miserable on their own without the influence of an Englishman

TBF, the presence of any other nationality just throws that inherent misery into stark relief.

[Old Greg]

I can spot a twat from a mile.

You get plenty of practice when you shave.

[Underscore Pt2]

I think the Scots are perfectly capable of being miserable on their own without the influence of an Englishman

Without a doubt the SE of England is home to the dullest people on Earth. I've worked in many places and many countries and nowhere is quite as soul destroying as London. I've not met many miserable Scots and I go along and watch Hibs most weekends.

[DodgyAgent]

Shame it wasn't your own.

Let us know if you want to come up here for your own funeral at any point. You don't even need to wait until you're dead.

From Gretna Green to Dignitas Scotland has it all.