Neighbours from hell

[original PM]

easy this one

Grow a beard
Wrap a towel round your head
Buy lots of fertisliser

That will either have the lefties tuliping themselves and making sure their kid goes nowhere near you or maybe even worse sympathising with you and trying to join the righteous cause.

[Freaki Li Cuatre]

Ah, just found out the little brats go to a Steiner School. I think they are left to their own devices there and do pretty much what they want to.

Explains it all really

Though I may be doing Steiner Schools a disservice as I don't really know that much about them. I just think Steiner School = progressive teaching methods (if any teaching goes on at all).

I once knew some girl who went to Bedales, the rich lefty's educational establishment of choice, and she was a right royal PITA. Poor girl ended up on smack unfortunately - don't know what became of her in the end. Her story wasn't unusual for that school - open drug use was tolerated by all accounts.

[Old Greg]

Ah, just found out the little brats go to a Steiner School. I think they are left to their own devices there and do pretty much what they want to.

Explains it all really

Though I may be doing Steiner Schools a disservice as I don't really know that much about them.

Explains it all really

[SueEllen]

Ah, just found out the little brats go to a Steiner School. I think they are left to their own devices there and do pretty much what they want to.

Explains it all really
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So you and the rest of the neighbours are going to have to discipline the kids for the sake of your healths without recourse to their parents.

[MaryPoppins]

I would just make some tulip up and go to the police.

Does seem to be a skill of his.

[MaryPoppins]

2-4 year old boys can actually scream at a higher pitch. Though they tend to do it in offices and in supermarkets.

Where do you get your endless data from?

Christ.

[SueEllen]

Where do you get your endless data from?

Christ.

I stick pins in kids to see......

[ZARDOZ]

We have new neighbours who have moved up from London. By early impressions I think we are going to have to teach them how to behave.

[BrilloPad]

We have new neighbours who have moved up from London. By early impressions I think we are going to have to teach them how to behave.

You always move down from London.

But I am sure you are right about teaching them how to behave. Just make sure you are wearing your stab proof vest!

[ZARDOZ]

But I am sure you are right about teaching them how to behave. Just make sure you are wearing your stab proof vest!

One bad winter should see them off