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nah. they would get a bit of him backOriginally posted by minestrone View PostThey have to get the chap back though.
the rest would be floating around somewhere(\__/)
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I thought crocodiles didn't like fresh meat. They just roll you over to drown you; stash your body somewhere underwater, and gorge on your corpse a couple of days later.
Not that that's much of an improvement.Will work inside IR35. Or for food.Comment
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they do eat fresh meat actually. they have a stomache a few times bigger than ours, so they eat what they can, then stash the rest.Originally posted by VectraMan View PostI thought crocodiles didn't like fresh meat. They just roll you over to drown you; stash your body somewhere underwater, and gorge on your corpse a couple of days later.
Not that that's much of an improvement.
they can leap up and catch a bird in flight, and they can launch themselves at you extremely fast. But stay away from the waters edge and you are pretty safe
they are the only animal on the planet that sees humans as prey along with polar bears(\__/)
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