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Previously on "Michael Jackson eats fisherman"

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    I thought crocodiles didn't like fresh meat. They just roll you over to drown you; stash your body somewhere underwater, and gorge on your corpse a couple of days later.

    Not that that's much of an improvement.
    they do eat fresh meat actually. they have a stomache a few times bigger than ours, so they eat what they can, then stash the rest.

    they can leap up and catch a bird in flight, and they can launch themselves at you extremely fast. But stay away from the waters edge and you are pretty safe

    they are the only animal on the planet that sees humans as prey along with polar bears

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  • VectraMan
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    I thought crocodiles didn't like fresh meat. They just roll you over to drown you; stash your body somewhere underwater, and gorge on your corpse a couple of days later.

    Not that that's much of an improvement.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    They have to get the chap back though.
    nah. they would get a bit of him back
    the rest would be floating around somewhere

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  • minestrone
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    They have to get the chap back though.

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  • CloudWalker
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    no need to shoot it, its just doing its job....

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  • minestrone
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    Would it have made TV if the thing was not called Michael Jackson?

    The power of celebrity.

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  • zeitghost
    started a topic Michael Jackson eats fisherman

    Michael Jackson eats fisherman

    Australian Man Eaten by Albino Crocodile in Front of Wife

    And then they shot him.

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