Pints at 9am

[minestrone]

I have a nice healthy all bran & granola blend every morning. Washed down with half a bottle of vodka.

[SimonMac]

I have a nice healthy all bran & granola blend every morning. Washed down with half a bottle of vodka.

Half a bottle?

Lightweight!

[Sysman]

I have a nice healthy all bran & granola blend every morning. Washed down with half a bottle of vodka.

You probably don't want to know how many chemicals go into your bran and granola.

[Spartacus]

You probably don't want to know how many chemicals go into your bran and granola.

The latest thinking is that it's these kinds of high carb foods rather than fats that are the problem behind the heart disease epidemic...

Scientists say carbs — not fat — are the biggest problem with America's diet | Grist

[Sysman]

Personally I think a Bloody Mary with breakfast is a most civilised way to start the day.

Most definitely.

Joe Allen's Paris who do a cracking good Bloody Mary to go with your Brunch.

[Sysman]

No black pudding. And the beer is flat. Looks like a southerner's breakfast to me.

A greasy breakfast will knock the head off the finest pint.

[minestrone]

The latest thinking is that it's these kinds of high carb foods rather than fats that are the problem behind the heart disease epidemic...

Scientists say carbs — not fat — are the biggest problem with America's diet | Grist

Yes, those Japanese are dropping like flies with all the rice and noodles they eat.

[minestrone]

What the feck is it in the middle of the plate anyways, is that a mushroom? it looks more like a melanoma.

[SueEllen]

Yes, those Japanese are dropping like flies with all the rice and noodles they eat.

Portion sizes

People in the US and now in the UK are eating portions that are too large.

[Dactylion]

It's called a fry-up, you pretentious twit. Eat your muesli and STFU

No you thick twunt. The relevant part is that it's a cheap and nasty greasy spoon fry-up.