Pints at 9am

[barrydidit]

No, look at the beer mats. No pub round my way would serve that Tetleys muck.

That's Tetley's smooth flow. From a pasteurised keg. Not exactly the drink of choice for beer drinkers. Maybe ill educated types. Besides, Carlsberg moved production to Northampton some years ago - dunno where that fits into your geographical prejudices. It's firmly in 'Southern Pansy' territory in mine though

[d000hg]

No black pudding. And the beer is flat. Looks like a southerner's breakfast to me.

Corrections aside, isn't ale more a northern thing than fizzy lager?

No BP, but 3 sausages. It'll do, pig.

[darmstadt]

How do you know that they haven't just finished a night shift and it's their "tea time pint after work"?

Ooops, already posted by "Batcher". soz.

Or you've been in the pub the whole night? Most of my locals don't shut until 4 or 5 in the morning and then you can head down to the 23 hour pub (its meant to shut for an hour for cleaning but I've never been turfed out) or to the dodgy pub run by 'Foo the Cambodian' which never seems to shut...

[Spartacus]

No black pudding. And the beer is flat. Looks like a southerner's breakfast to me.

Yeah, too right. And where's the frakking bubble and squeak, you southern nonce?

[Dactylion]

No black pudding. And the beer is flat. Looks like a southerner's breakfast to me.

A large amount of greasy, badly cooked cheap ingredients thrown on a plate.

No it looks like an ill-educated trog lard arse northeners meal to me!

[zoco]

That's Tetley's smooth flow. From a pasteurised keg. Not exactly the drink of choice for beer drinkers. Maybe ill educated types. Besides, Carlsberg moved production to Northampton some years ago - dunno where that fits into your geographical prejudices. It's firmly in 'Southern Pansy' territory in mine though

Midlands in my book.

[mudskipper]

A large amount of greasy, badly cooked cheap ingredients thrown on a plate.

No it looks like an ill-educated trog lard arse northeners meal to me!

Nope, there's a tomato. That's one of your five a day. Definitely not a northern meal.

[d000hg]

A large amount of greasy, badly cooked cheap ingredients thrown on a plate.

It's called a fry-up, you pretentious twit. Eat your muesli and STFU

[minestrone]

It does look absolutely disgusting.

[d000hg]

It does look absolutely disgusting.

Yeah, for you that must be like the rest of us watching someone eating salad for breakfast. Tomato, bread not soaked in grease, etc.