When you just can't let go.

[zeitghost]

BBC News - Littlemore daughter kept dead mother's body in bathroom

Gordon Bennett, How very odd.

There's another weird one about a chap who died with a vibrator jammed up his arse, butt* the net nanny won't let me look at it here.


*See wot I did there?

There's another weird one about a chap who died with a vibrator jammed up his arse, butt* the net nanny won't let me look at it here.


*See wot I did there?

Well here we go:

Nigel Willis: Man dies after getting vibrator stuck up his anus and waiting too long to get medical attention | Metro News




And just in case one doesn't know what a vibrator looks like, they've kindly provided a photo.

[EternalOptimist]

your coat sir ?

[cailin maith]

There's another weird one about a chap who died with a vibrator jammed up his arse, butt* the net nanny won't let me look at it here.


*See wot I did there?

One of my besties is a nurse. She started out in A&E and some of the stories she could tell you were completely &

She regularly got people in with stuff up their jaxies including deodorant cans, statues of the virgin Mary and of course vibrators.

People are weird.

[VectraMan]

Police discovered the body of Miss Jessett lying on the floor of a bedroom on 21 November.

A week later, Mrs Jessett's body was discovered in the bathroom.

Top work from Thames Valley Police there.

[TheFaQQer]

One of my besties is a nurse. She started out in A&E and some of the stories she could tell you were completely &

She regularly got people in with stuff up their jaxies including deodorant cans, statues of the virgin Mary and of course vibrators.

People are weird.

Pervert goes to A&E.

"Nurse," he says, "I need your help, I've got a dildo stuck up my arse"

Nurse: "Do you want me to remove it, sir?"












Pervert: "No thanks, just change the batteries"

[mudskipper]

One of my besties is a nurse. She started out in A&E and some of the stories she could tell you were completely &

She regularly got people in with stuff up their jaxies including deodorant cans, statues of the virgin Mary and of course vibrators.

People are weird.

[Old Greg]

One of my besties is a nurse. She started out in A&E and some of the stories she could tell you were completely &

She regularly got people in with stuff up their jaxies including deodorant cans, statues of the virgin Mary and of course vibrators.

People are weird.

Penis / vacuum cleaner injuries are well documented as well.

[Old Greg]

+1. If she is present in her icons, does that mean she's not technically a virgin anymore?

[TheFaQQer]

Pervert goes to A&E....

I've just noticed that that was my 30000th CUK post (excluding those which have been deleted by moderators).

Woo.

[xoggoth]

Stuck a vibrator stuck up my arse and tried to fish it out with a pair of pliers but that got stuck so tried to fish it out with a screwdriver but then... Anyway, to cut a long story short, I'll have to go to Homebase tomorrow and buy myself a new toolkit.

Back to original story. Poor lady. Can you imagine the sort of mental sinkhole some people get into?