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    #11
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I am an ebola virus, and I demand my right to life, benefits and a free council house in the UK



    a virus
    FTFY
    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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      #12
      Originally posted by GlenW View Post
      Nonsense, an animal needs either a specific order making it illegal to shoot them, like swans have, or a shooting season to make it illegal to shoot at certain times. Cats have as much protection in law as rabbits.
      Cats kill rabbits and there are a lot of them near where I live. Therefore I wouldn't shoot cats.
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        #13
        Never kill any animals (including insects) is my advice. Very bad karma indeed. We are all inter-linked (including animals). Insects pollinate plants; plants keep CO2 regulated, etc for infinity, etc, etc...

        It's not rocket science
        one day at a time

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          #14
          Originally posted by oscarose View Post
          Never kill any animals (including insects) is my advice. Very bad karma indeed. We are all inter-linked (including animals). Insects pollinate plants; plants keep CO2 regulated, etc for infinity, etc, etc...

          It's not rocket science
          Rocketry is an engineering discipline not a science.
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            #15
            Originally posted by oscarose View Post
            It's not rocket science
            Rocket science is dead easy - take a tube, stick some fuel in it, light it.

            Aerodynamics and ballistics, on the other hand, are significantly more complex.
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              #16
              Originally posted by oscarose View Post
              Insects pollinate plants; ...
              I've never seen a midge or a horsefly pollinating a plant!
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                #17
                Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                I've never seen a midge or a horsefly pollinating a plant!
                In Scotland you might see a wee biting creature trying to pollinate a plant
                Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                  In Scotland you might see a wee biting creature trying to pollinate a plant
                  I read somewhere that the reason Scotland has so many midges is that it's too damp for wasps to thrive there.

                  So I guess even wasps have their uses, by keeping down the numbers of midges.
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                    #19
                    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                    I've never seen a midge or a horsefly pollinating a plant!
                    even flies serve a useful purpose - not sure about wasps though
                    one day at a time

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by GlenW View Post
                      Rocketry is an engineering discipline not a science.
                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THNPmhBl-8I

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