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    #21
    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    Rocket science is dead easy - take a tube, stick some fuel in it, light it.

    Aerodynamics and ballistics, on the other hand, are significantly more complex.
    Rocket Science was tricky at the hedge fund I used to work for. Most of the developers were quants too.

    So users asked for a firework. And got a saturn 5 rocket.

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      #22
      Originally posted by oscarose View Post
      even flies serve a useful purpose - not sure about wasps though
      Wasps are evil bastards. One crawled up my jeans today and stung my shin. Stings like a mofo, it must be said.
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        #23
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        Wasps are evil bastards. One crawled up my jeans today and stung my shin. Stings like a mofo, it must be said.
        That Blackie Lawless get everywhere
        Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

        No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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          #24
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Wasps are evil bastards. One crawled up my jeans today and stung my shin. Stings like a mofo, it must be said.
          Do wasps do anything useful? Bees are handy too. At least flies clean-up bird poo etc
          one day at a time

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            #25
            Originally posted by oscarose View Post
            Do wasps do anything useful?
            Wasps do a big job of clearing up rotting flesh and wood.

            Can't stand them, but they are a lot more useful than they appear!

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              #26
              Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
              Wasps do a big job of clearing up rotting flesh and wood.

              Can't stand them, but they are a lot more useful than they appear!
              So in case of a zombie apocalypse you need a bee hive
              Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

              No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                #27
                Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
                Wasps do a big job of clearing up rotting flesh and wood.

                Can't stand them, but they are a lot more useful than they appear!
                That's reassuring

                What do 'Daddy Long Legs' bring to the party?

                one day at a time

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                  #28
                  Originally posted by oscarose View Post
                  That's reassuring

                  What do 'Daddy Long Legs' bring to the party?

                  eat lots n lots of smaller insects - great to have 1 or 2 in the house thats for sure

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by original PM View Post
                    eat lots n lots of smaller insects - great to have 1 or 2 in the house thats for sure
                    Or have a cat
                    Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

                    No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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                      #30
                      Originally posted by MicrosoftBob View Post
                      Or have a cat
                      The cat would kill the DLLs before the DLL had chance to kill the smaller insects. The cat may not catch the very small insects.

                      one day at a time

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