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    #11
    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    And surely all this reluctance by supermarkets to sell distorted fruit and vegetables is a concealed attack on the disabled?
    Some places have decided to start selling potatoes that look like CUK members and carrots that look like deformed willies:

    Fruta Feia | Gente bonita come fruta feia

    Grocery Store Reduces Food Waste by Featuring Deformed Produce | Care2 Causes - French Grocery Store Intermarché Launches Inglorious Fruits & Vegetables Campaign to Urge People to Eat More Produce | One Green Planet - https://www.intermarche.com/home.html

    But they're foreign....
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #12
      I'll certainly buy ones that look like deformed fannies
      bloggoth

      If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
      John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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        #13
        I had murder in Tescos today. I pointed out that calling the vegetables, 'vegetables' was derogatory, demeaning and disablist.
        So the absolute idiot in charge asked me what we should call them instead.
        'er - not fruity', i suggested
        'whaat'
        he rolled the sleeves up on his pink shirt


        and thats when the fight started
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #14
          Originally posted by zeitghost
          There's a bit of a slope on my garden.

          I think it's to do with the dutch hoe.
          Even the ground is racist now.

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