Employment Consultants - 4th best paid jobs in the country...

[Cr1spy]

I spotted this the other day:



Who would have guessed that chancers, Cockny barrow boys and CV pushers would be demanding the 4th best salary in the country?

Time to get out of IT and into the pimping game?

[Mich the Tester]

Time to get out of IT and into the pimping game?

Nah, 'Strategy and Consultancy' can't be all that difficult Shirley? One standard powerpoint presentation about synergies, paradigms and e-wotsits and you're in!

[Old Greg]

Bastards. I'm on minimum wage.

[Mich the Tester]

Bastards. I'm on minimum wage.

That much?

You'll be paying a lot more tax than you need to there!

[Old Greg]

That much?

You'll be paying a lot more tax than you need to there!

I like to do my bit.

[Mich the Tester]

I like to do my bit.

No need; I heard some rock stars use the Dutch sandwich approach to pay themselves a dollar a day out of solidarity with the world's poorest.

[Bunk]

Bastards. I'm on minimum wage.

Hold on, you mean you don't even use your own 120% scheme?

[Old Greg]

No need; I heard some rock stars use the Dutch sandwich approach to pay themselves a dollar a day out of solidarity with the world's poorest.

Double Irish with a Dutch sandwich is what you want.

[Old Greg]

Hold on, you mean you don't even use your own 120% scheme?

Once I've got my stamp paid, of course.

[Mich the Tester]

Double Irish with a Dutch sandwich is what you want.

That's the one.

Herengracht 566 is the place to be.

Nice hotel nearby now offering an extra 'poverty experience' service to gluttons who are tired of decadence, where the guest can meditate in a lightly rose scented room accompanied by half a cupfull of Jasmine scented rice, pondering the existential possibilities of a 20 cent piece.