Employment Consultants - 4th best paid jobs in the country...

[evilagent]

What!!
IT and Telecoms are 6th best paid?!
You propeller-heads are taking too much of my margin.

[Mich the Tester]

Double Irish with a Dutch sandwich is what you want.

That's the one.

Herengracht 566 is the place to be.

Nice hotel nearby now offering an extra 'poverty experience' service to gluttons who are tired of decadence, where the guest can meditate in a lightly rose scented room accompanied by half a cupfull of Jasmine scented rice, pondering the existential possibilities of a 20 cent piece.

[Old Greg]

Hold on, you mean you don't even use your own 120% scheme?

Once I've got my stamp paid, of course.

[Old Greg]

No need; I heard some rock stars use the Dutch sandwich approach to pay themselves a dollar a day out of solidarity with the world's poorest.

Double Irish with a Dutch sandwich is what you want.

[Bunk]

Bastards. I'm on minimum wage.

Hold on, you mean you don't even use your own 120% scheme?

[Mich the Tester]

I like to do my bit.

No need; I heard some rock stars use the Dutch sandwich approach to pay themselves a dollar a day out of solidarity with the world's poorest.

[Old Greg]

That much?

You'll be paying a lot more tax than you need to there!

I like to do my bit.

[Mich the Tester]

Bastards. I'm on minimum wage.

That much?

You'll be paying a lot more tax than you need to there!

[Old Greg]

Bastards. I'm on minimum wage.

[Mich the Tester]

Time to get out of IT and into the pimping game?

Nah, 'Strategy and Consultancy' can't be all that difficult Shirley? One standard powerpoint presentation about synergies, paradigms and e-wotsits and you're in!

[Cr1spy]

I spotted this the other day:



Who would have guessed that chancers, Cockny barrow boys and CV pushers would be demanding the 4th best salary in the country?

Time to get out of IT and into the pimping game?