World war 3 now imminent

[ASB]

End of The World heralded by people standing on the left on Tube escalators

Already society has begun to crumble, as commuters are reported to be talking to each other on the train to bitch about the bloody stupid new rule instead of studiously ignoring each other

Yep, they were trialling that at Holborn a couple of weeks back. Standing on the left. Whatever next. They even had some chap with a megaphone. It will be the start of the apocalypse for sure.

[LondonManc]

Yep, they were trialling that at Holborn a couple of weeks back. Standing on the left. Whatever next. They even had some chap with a megaphone. It will be the start of the apocalypse for sure.

When you get a train back to Manchester and then get on the escalator down to the taxi rank, you can tell the ones who were also on the London train

[barrydidit]

What the hell is the matter with you vaseline arsed, limp wristed, shandy drinking, metrosexual southern oxygen thieves? Who the fug needs instructions on using an escalator? It's this kind of nonsense that reduces our collective productivity to less than that of France.

Well, that and the Scousers of course.

[BrilloPad]

What the hell is the matter with you vaseline arsed, limp wristed, shandy drinking, metrosexual southern oxygen thieves? Who the fug needs instructions on using an escalator? It's this kind of nonsense that reduces our collective productivity to less than that of France.

Well, that and the Scousers of course.

They are too busy thinking about money.

HTH

[MrMarkyMark]

They are too busy thinking about money.

HTH

We certainly need no help with using a cash machine either

[darmstadt]

We certainly need no help with using a cash machine either

But does anything come out?

[LucidDementia]

But does anything come out?

Their toilet roll.

[MrMarkyMark]

But does anything come out?

Yes, crisp fifties mainly

[BrilloPad]

Satellite imagery shows North Korea digging test tunnel at nuclear proving ground - Telegraph

[Troll]

US stashing battle tanks,artillery, logistics in Norwegian caves

US Marines are pre-positioning battle tanks, artillery and logistics equipment inside Norwegian caves as the U.S. pushes to station equipment near the NATO-Russia frontier.