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World war 3 now imminent

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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Bet that scenario wan't covered in the "run book"
    It was, but it was written in Russian.

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      Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
      It was, but it was written in Russian.
      They let ATW write the run book, from Suitys requirements analysis
      The Chunt of Chunts.

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        Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
        They let ATW write the run book, from Suitys requirements analysis
        You got it wrong. The run book scenarios were outcomes from Suity's BPM system for a fixed set of inputs.

        AtW just did the Proof reading later.

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          Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
          You got it wrong. The run book scenarios were outcomes from Suity's BPM system for a fixed set of inputs.
          It outputted
          Code:
          Hello wrold
          for all inputs
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            It outputted
            Code:
            I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.
            for all inputs
            FTFY
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View Post
              It was, but it was written in Russian.
              And they off-shored the testing to - go on, have a guess...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                If WW3 is on, can we be on China's side please?

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                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  If WW3 is on, can we be on China's side please?
                  Why not? They were on ours last time out.

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                    2016-07-04 Putin Deploys Russian Aircraft Carrier To Syria In Retaliation To US Naval Build Up In Mediterreanean

                    So glad I live in the middle of nowhere, although it'll probably be just my luck to be driving through London when the balloon goes up.
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                      Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
                      2016-07-04 Putin Deploys Russian Aircraft Carrier To Syria In Retaliation To US Naval Build Up In Mediterreanean

                      So glad I live in the middle of nowhere, although it'll probably be just my luck to be driving through London when the balloon goes up.
                      Russia does not have any aircraft carriers...

                      There is a single one aircraft cruiser ...

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